Witch Doctor

    The word medicine comes from the prehistoric era of wise women who measure out plants in order to heal. More than two thirds of modern medications (total usage, not sheer numbers of drugs) are derived from ancient Witch herbal preparations!

    Obviously beginning Witches don’t have the knowledge to safely practice medicine. With Witchcraft now the fastest growing religion in the U.S., it may not be long before we see a return of the traditional Witch Doctor as teenage Witches prepare for medical degrees and bring back magickal healing.

    Modern scientists discovered the placebo effect. They noticed that some people are cured of ailments, sometimes including normally terminal ailments, when given a sugar pill (called a placebo) rather than the actual drug being tested. A certain percentage of all people can (and have been) cured or helped by faith alone. It does not matter if the faith is faith in the power of modern medicine, or faith in Christian angels, or faith in magick spells.

    It was policy of the Christian Roman Empire to separate out magick from medicine.

    Magick does not always work, even in highly skilled hands. But magick does work at a level greater than mere chance.

    Some magick spells are so easy to do that they have become mass market technology. Everyone who lights a match or a lighter is using principles of ancient alchemy (the forerunner of modern chemistry).

    Some magick spells take years or decades of careful preparation and practice.

    Every culture from around the world has amazing tales, legends, and myths of Witches accomplishing the supernatural. But the effects that you see on television and the motion pictures aren’t real.

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    The only law of Wicca (the most common form of modern Witchcraft) is harm none (see the Wiccan rede).

    The first rule of a Witch doctor is to do no harm.

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    The threefold law states that whatever kind of magickal energy you emit into the world will return three times three back to you. So make sure that you send out positive and loving energy.


    Pr Ntr Kmt offers an official certificate that authorizes Witch Doctors to perform processions, circles, holy days, Sabbats, Esbats, ceremonies, celebrations, fire jumpings, commitments, weddings, handfastings, renewals, annulments, separations, divorces, funerals, blessings, namings, welcomings, baptisms, comings of age, rites of passage, affirmations, dedications, readings, and/or other rituals.

    This official certificate is a beautiful work of art by the artist MichaelM (most famous for his artwork for the Marley family and his banners for hemp/cannabis relegalization) that you can frame and display proudly to your family and friends.

    In the United States this official certificate authorizes you to perform any ceremonies that the government recognizes other religions to perform (such as marriages or handfastings). There may be many additional requirements imposed by state governments that apply equally to all religions. Sometimes you may face active discrimination by Christians, Jews, or Muslims in government positions and may need to hire a lawyer to assert your Constitutional rights.

    Obtain an Witch Doctor certificate today.

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    Free lessons on Witchcraft, ancient Goddesses, astrology, and nutrition. I will answer short questions on-line through TeenWitchdotcom at Twitter and in person in the Costa Mesa/Newport Beach area. I will teach you what you need to know to be a successful priest, priestess, or witch, including the ability to perform weddings and readings. For more information read Witchcraft lessons.

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    Contact Milo for information on private and small group lessons in Costa Mesa and Newport Beach, California. Tutoring in Witchcraft, chess, guitar, English grammar and writing, history, or computer programming. Low cost or free for the poor. Recommended donation of $25 an hour (or $15 for half an hour). Minors need written permission from parent or guardian. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Milo, PO Box 1361, Tustin, California, USA, 92781.

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    These web pages are about witchcraft. Attempting to be an amateur doctor is potentially dangerous to your health. These web pages are not professional medical and/or legal advice. Nothing on this website should be considered as a substitute or replacement for professional legal and/or medical advice. Persons should seek the advice of qualified health and/or legal providers.

    Recommended professional health providers in southern California: ayurveda, chiropractic, and yoga.

    Get a Pr Ntr Kmt certificate as proof that your religion is real and you are a real witch, shaman, priest, priestess, etc.

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